fruitcrocs:

sealfie:

pajameys:

I googled cramps on side of foot and google suggested I cut off my toe

there are actually instructions but I won’t send you the link because my mom checks my history

i’m really sorry that your mum checks your history

fruitcrocs:

sealfie:

pajameys:

I googled cramps on side of foot and google suggested I cut off my toe

there are actually instructions but I won’t send you the link because my mom checks my history

i’m really sorry that your mum checks your history

(via raven-the-native)



tyleroakley:


me when your blog has music autoplaying

tyleroakley:

me when your blog has music autoplaying

(via briannas-reality)


tardis-mind-palace:

The three stages of doing homework

(via raven-the-native)


nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via briannas-reality)


queenofbeerss:

Me packing lunch

queenofbeerss:

Me packing lunch

(via raven-the-native)



deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

(via raven-the-native)


apple5kies:


That’s horrifying

apple5kies:

That’s horrifying

(via raven-the-native)





jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

(via raven-the-native)


dboybaker:


bunnyfood:

Family Photo

look how fucking proud it is

dboybaker:

bunnyfood:

Family Photo

look how fucking proud it is

(via guy)


tigerbeauty:

the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real


❤️

tigerbeauty:

the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

❤️